Monday, July 13, 2009

The Story of Suzie

Wow...I didn't realize I had neglected to post anything here on my blog for so long. That infernal Facebook makes it so easy to share things, I had almost forgotten to do anything here.

So, with that said...

Here's the Story of Suzie. If you're easily offended by topics regarding religion or satirical criticism of the same, just move along...these aren't the droids you're looking for. Nothing to see here.



(Thanks to the The Thinking Atheist)

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Why I Am A Socialist.

To celebrate the New Year, here's a great piece by Chris Hedges :



The corporate forces that are looting the Treasury and have plunged us into a depression will not be contained by the two main political parties. The Democratic and Republican parties have become little more than squalid clubs of privilege and wealth, whores to money and corporate interests, hostage to a massive arms industry, and so adept at deception and self-delusion they no longer know truth from lies. We will either find our way out of this mess by embracing an uncompromising democratic socialism—one that will insist on massive government relief and work programs, the nationalization of electricity and gas companies, a universal, not-for-profit government health care program, the outlawing of hedge funds, a radical reduction of our bloated military budget and an end to imperial wars—or we will continue to be fleeced and impoverished by our bankrupt elite and shackled and chained by our surveillance state.

The free market and globalization, promised as the route to worldwide prosperity, have been exposed as a con game. But this does not mean our corporate masters will disappear. Totalitarianism, as George Orwell pointed out, is not so much an age of faith as an age of schizophrenia. “A society becomes totalitarian when its structure becomes flagrantly artificial,” Orwell wrote, “that is when its ruling class has lost its function but succeeds in clinging to power by force or fraud.” Force and fraud are all they have left.

They will use both.

There is a political shift in Europe toward an open confrontation with the corporate state. Germany has seen a surge of support for Die Linke (The Left), a political grouping formed 18 months ago. It is co-led by the veteran socialist “Red” Oskar Lafontaine, who has built his career on attacking big business. Two-thirds of Germans in public opinion polls say they agree with all or some of Die Linke’s platform. The Socialist Party of the Netherlands is on the verge of overtaking the Labor Party as the main opposition party on the left. Greece, beset with street protests and violence by disaffected youths, has seen the rapid rise of the Coalition of the Radical Left. In Spain and Norway socialists are in power. Resurgence is not universal, especially in France and Britain, but the shifts toward socialism are significant.

Corporations have intruded into every facet of life. We eat corporate food. We buy corporate clothes. We drive corporate cars. We buy our vehicular fuel and our heating oil from corporations. We borrow from corporate banks. We invest our retirement savings with corporations. We are entertained, informed and branded by corporations. We work for corporations. The creation of a mercenary army, the privatization of public utilities and our disgusting for-profit health care system are all legacies of the corporate state. These corporations have no loyalty to America or the American worker. They are not tied to nation states. They are vampires.

“By now the [commercial] revolution has deprived the mass of consumers of any independent access to the staples of life: clothing, shelter, food, even water,” Wendell Berry wrote in “The Unsettling of America.” “Air remains the only necessity that the average user can still get for himself, and the revolution had imposed a heavy tax on that by way of pollution. Commercial conquest is far more thorough and final than military defeat.”

The corporation is designed to make money without regard to human life, the social good or impact on the environment. Corporate laws impose a legal duty on corporate executives to make as much money as possible for shareholders, although many have moved on to fleece shareholders as well. In the 2003 documentary film “The Corporation” the management guru Peter Drucker says: “If you find an executive who wants to take on social responsibilities, fire him. Fast.”


Read the rest of this wonderful article here.

It's time to get to work, folks. The Revolution starts now.

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Monday, December 08, 2008

Take The Test

Found this linked from DU:


What Breed Of Liberal Are You?

Here's my results--


How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.


The categories are as follows:

  • Peace Patrollers, also known as anti-war liberals or neo-hippies—believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.
  • Eco-Avengers, also known as environmentalists or tree huggers—believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.
  • Social Justice Crusaders, also known as rights activists—believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
  • Working Class Warriors, also known as blue-collar Democrats—believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
  • Reality-Based Intellectualists, also known as the liberal elite—are proud members of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.
  • New Left Hipsters, also known as MoveOn.org liberals, Netroots activists, or Daily Show fanatics—believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.
The book might be a fun read...


As a bonus, here's a link to the Conservative Insult Generator.

Now handy, descriptive phrases for Conservatives like "...Orwellian propaganda-dispensing chickenhawks...", "...sexually repressed gas-guzzling troglodytes..." and "...unhinged oil-company-fellating zealots..." are yours at the press of a button.

As my youngest would say, "SWEET!"...

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Thursday, November 06, 2008

Joy

My inbox has been deluged with emails forwarded around by frantic Righties who are completely at a loss for how to cope with McCain's shellacking at the polls. Everything from "y'all go buy as many guns and as much ammo as you can" (no, I'm not kidding...) to "When should I pull my child out of school and begin homeschooling them 'cause Obama is going to destroy the schools".

(Which begs the question: What business does a person who is so gullible as to believe in the immediate and total destruction of the public schools at the hands of a President-elect who hasn't even taken office yet have teaching their child about anything?)

So to lighten the mood a little (and maybe goad the punchdrunk Conservative minority who got their collective ass handed to them Tuesday a little, too) I present the following:




Nice rendering of ol' Johann Sebastian, dontchathink?

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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Our Long National Nightmare Is Over

Congratulations to our new President-elect:



Someone reported a supporter in the crowd at Grant Park holding up a sign that read "We HAVE overcome."

How true.

Starting January 20th 2009, the real work begins...

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Sunday, November 02, 2008

David Alan Grier Beats Rush Limbaugh Like A Rented Mule

From Grier's new show "Chocolate News":









Res ipsa loquitur...

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Friday, October 31, 2008

RIP - Studs Terkel (1912-2008)

The world is a poorer place today.

Author-raconteur-activist-radio host (and documentarian of Chicago and working-class America) Louis "Studs" Terkel has died at 96.





He was truly one-of-a-kind.


Read his obituary in the Chicago Tribune here.

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